Sample Presidential
Election Ballot
Specifically Designed for the Residents of West Palm Beach County,
Florida
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George W. Bush |
Al Gore |
Pat Buchanan | |||
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You have chosen George W. Bush. Are you sure you want to vote for George W. Bush? |
You have chosen Al Gore. Great job! Your ability to understand complex voting ballots is a tribute to the national education system. |
You have chosen Pat Buchanan. This candidate is NOT Al Gore. Are you sure you want to vote for Pat Buchanan? | |||
Yes |
No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore) |
Yes |
No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore) | ||
If you circled "Yes" above, do you realize that George W. Bush is NOT Al Gore? |
Do you wish to cast a second vote for Al Gore? |
If you circled "Yes" above, do you realize that you are throwing your vote away? | |||
Yes |
No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore) |
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Yes |
No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore) |
You really meant Al Gore, Didn't you? |
How about a third? |
If you circled "Yes" above you cant be serious, so we will automatically change your vote to Al Gore ; we know that's what you meant. | |||
Yes |
Yes of Course |
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Referendum Vote: Should all votes cast in this election be recast in favor of Al Gore? |
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I'm confused | |||
Opinion Survey: Do you think that the residents of West Palm Beach County, Florida have enough common sense to elect a President of the United States? |
No |
Huh? |
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