by: Robert Jay

There is a young man named Bill
Who had a fine house on a hill
Though he is a swinger
He caught his ____ in a wringer
Now it may be ex-president Bill

Monica Lewinsky was her name
And oral sex was her game
She trolled for a president
and therein set a precedent
Her life will not be the same

She was known to pull up her skirt
And give a little flash of a flirt
Though nice to the eye
She played with his fly
And Therein lies the dirt

All wonder about the judgement of the man
who continues to insist "I am that I am"
He lied with sincerity
Then apologized for his temerity
Will the powers that be give a damm

That he has offered to go straight
The question now is it too late?
The I.C. saw in a glance
a rising Starr of a chance
To hang Bill from zippergate

Our founders values lie a shatter
Some still say they matter
To hold these truths self-evident
We should IMPEACH our president!
And cease all the useless chatter

Throw caution out the door
Charge him on the House floor
That lying and cheating is sin
Truth and honesty are "in"
Even though we may get Al Gore