You know you're a high-tech Southerner........

You know you're a high-tech Southerner........

If your mail address ends in "@overyonder.com"

If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"

If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"

If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson"

If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.

If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT."

If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.

If your wife said that either she or the computer had to go....and you still don't miss her.

If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.

If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessie"

If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.

If you start all your E-mails with the word "Howdy"

If your spell checker knows words like "Y'all, Yonder and Reckon"

If your cars sit in the front yard because your garage is full of dead CPU's, printers, modems, and monitors.

If your belt buckle is made fram a dead 3.5 inch floppy disk.